“Sir, you are talking about the woman I love!”

Jeff has a suggestion for a new end of show sound clip. Also, Doug Reacharound is a goddamn podcasting legend; what is it about young chicks that makes old dudes still want to be fuckable?; ball bag discussion; there are already five “worst of” episodes for the end of the year; show memories; Brian thinks Jeff is a functioning alcoholic; Updates and Corrections from S15E17 (Fat Bernie’s and a man was gored at Pamplona [VIDEO], b/w the Hemingway collection); The News (a dummy dropped his phone into an active volcano [VIDEO], b/w Mt. Everest and Mt. Saint Helens, and a Mexican mayor “married” an alligator [VIDEO], b/w Alligator Fox News); Pantera is going to tour next year; Bob Seger; Brian’s ashes; and editing troubles.

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Schenectady!

If you’ve ever wondered what TGO Radio was about, this may be the episode for you. On July 9, an Albany, New York broadcaster named Heather Kovar did an entire newscast in what appears to be an … altered state. We watch an edited version of the broadcast, then read from an article where Kovar denies she was hammered. Please do yourself a favor and watch this video before listening to this week’s show. (And while you’re at it, you can listen to Brian mistakenly refer to an IFB earpiece as an “IBF earpiece,” and confuse WC Fields with Jimmy Durante.)

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Nancy Pelosi at the beach. OOOF.

Have you tried not being high for once in your fucking life? Also, the Running of the Bulls; the hot box; Brian put up a post-it note for himself; the swingers dinner; Nancy Pelosi at the beach; Jeff’s tattoos; The Boys; dummies killing and injuring themselves with fireworks – story one (link has video), story two (link has video), and story three; Doug steps on the boss; songs with “Beef” in the title; a very hot 45-year-old “health entrepreneur” had sex with a 14-year-old; Doug steps on the boss AGAIN; a pastor jerked off in front of a Starbucks; an hour long, 60-person fight breaks out after a threesome (VIDEO); the best and worst threesome you could possibly imagine; Vince Meal has a teleprompter; and Big Dick Confidence.

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Takin’ that soup, baby.

Brian’s Weekend of Pussy has fallen through. Also, low testosterone; Jason Pierre Paul’s missing digit; CTE; Updates and Corrections from last week’s show, then updates on Ghislaine Maxwell (VIDEO) and R. Kelly (VIDEO); another guy was killed by an alligator (VIDEO); Jeff hit a deer; a bison gored a dumb ass at Yellowstone (VIDEO); a man gets super gonorrhea while on an “international holiday”; a Canadian soft rock station played “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine for two days; and you can rage against the Machine all you want, but before you know it, you become the Machine you were raging against.

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Face it: Most of the time, it’s your fault.

It’s been over two years, and Brian almost has a name for his expansive estate. Also, the French Cos; The Sopranos; the recession is here; shit talk; Brian is getting back into the pussy game, and has a ticket to Ric Flair’s last match; Deshaun Watson made 20 of the cases against him go away; sex with a miner; Rusty Hardin; a staring contest; the tackle box; Bill Cosby sexually assaulted a 16-year-old in 1975; old rock stars look like old rock stars; an asshole who deserved to get eaten by an alligator was eaten by an alligator; and while we’re at it, a cat breeder was eaten by her own cats.

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Pure doom.

Before the open, Kelly Clarkson sings a love song to a bag of Oreos; Bobby Darin weighs in (so to speak) on fat chicks, and Jeff enjoyed last week’s clip show. After the theme, Brian’s loud cat; Jeff’s Vegas massage; Deshawn Watson; Jeff always thought Brian would end up being a sexual pervert; Jeff saw Cirque du Soleil and had a run-in with HR; Vince McMahon b/w pussy is apparently worth $3 million now; how much would you pay for the best pussy of your life?; Brian’s balls won’t get out of the way; young Vivian Vance; “Nutbush City Limits”; Jeff missed the Grand Canyon; more!

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Ooof.

If you can handle (and understand) all of the very old and obscure references, this is one of the funniest episodes of TGO Radio ever recorded. This week the boys watch the third episode of “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” which thankfully is only a half hour long. Brian wants to do horrible things to Nikki, and tells you all about it, but otherwise horror blends into acceptance and finally exhausted irritation as the episode goes on. Listen now!

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Thanks for dressing up for the interview.

Pre-theme this week, Brian is fat and Shlippers revisited. Post-theme, it’s visiting Vegas; Brian’s grass is too tall; a woman took a shit in the aisle of a beauty supply store; Brian doesn’t understand why more people aren’t summarily executed; the Buffalo shooter’s manifesto is 187 pages; a cop got in trouble for sharing a Buffalo meme; Alec Baldwin’s wife is pregnant again; Updates and Corrections (Billie Eilish, The Pentaverate, Andy Dick); Mr. Fister and Fister Roboto; Plan B; a San Jose cop started jerking off in front of witnesses; a smiley face dick head; a woman plants child porn on her husband’s phone in order to win a custody case; and a woman talks about feeding Cheetos to spider monkeys, for some reason.

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JFK.

This week: Billie Eilish; Brian and Jeff talk about an ideal 20th anniversary show (three years from now); Brian saw a video about why JFK’s casket was closed; Brian fights a constant battle to not be a creep; a man had a heart attack while digging a grave for the girlfriend he’d just killed; a man who was sleeping on railroad tracks was amazingly struck and killed; and a pair of Mexican newlyweds had a Nazi themed wedding.

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