Everything’s Breakaway if You Try Hard Enough

Hero.

Jeff can’t believe it’s hot outside. Also, college girls; Brian saw one of his ex-girlfriends on the news; a Jeff and Trixie anniversary; yard work; being fair; a 63-year-old pilot took an ax to a parking gate; a man was arrested for either fucking or beating his sister to death; a young guy drives a car into a house, and a neighbor wants to blame the road; Band of Brothers; John Adams; and Lincoln.

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I Think I Can Take Him

No Ragrets.

Brian still wants to build a tiny house on Jeff’s property. Also, working; the big casino; saying old guy things; reflecting on a power mullet; a Japanese porn star drowned in loads; Brian got caught watching “The Love Boat”; a woman discovers her son’s murder victim; a woman in her mid-thirties killed her 79-year-old “roommate”; a Miami suburb wants to give vasectomies to out of control peacocks; and finally, more peas?

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It’s Bullet Time

It’s easier to solve some problems than you think.

Once again from the Heat Zone, it’s TGO Radio! This week, a young woman breaks the world record for the loudest belch (here’s the YouTube video we watched); a nacho cheese spill; a snake falls from the sky onto a woman’s arm; a man previously arrested for stealing sex toys got caught peeping in a woman’s window; a Burger Chef digression (the Burger Chef murders, and a Halloween flexi disc); a man was arrested for rubbing women’s feet while they slept; and the work situation.

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Pass Over the White Boy

They were passing him all over the place.

Right off the bat this week, Brian plays a clip from a gay bathhouse documentary. Also, an old SNL sketch; a “daredevil” fell to his death and a vegan starved herself to death; Jeff finally says “chicky nugs”; a manatee’s sudden death; a man threatens kids; rocky boogers; a miracle surgery in Israel; a 26-year-old guy got away with being a high school student for 54 days; Old Timey Guy is cursing; a man murdered his girlfriend and lived with her corpse for two months; the John Denver Maneuver; local residents are being terrorized by a naked man; Brian changes his mind on DeSantis’ wife; a man is wanting for stealing over $4,000 worth of women’s underwear; various maid services; a woman badmouths a fat kid at a water park; Orson Welles and Raymond Burr; and Local H.

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Video Store: The Marsha Warfield Show

Visited the Marsha Warfield show after hitting clean-up behind Barry Bonds.

This is an especially strange Video Store. After last week’s look at Night Court, the idea was to check out an episode of The Marsha Warfield Show, because Warfield starred in the original Night Court. But before we can even get into that, Brian has to stumble with the equipment like an 82-year-old, and Adolf Goofy, Malt Fismey, and Real Talk are all introduced. This episode more than most, we recommend you watch the source material, because there are definitely some visual delights for you.

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Video Store: Night Court

Oh boy.

You may be asking yourself, “Why does TGO Radio continue to torture itself by watching garbage TV shows?” For you, of course, and the off chance we’ll get to see a hot chick. This week, season one episode one of Night Court, bad laugh track and all. As always, feel free to watch the episode before listening to our frequent, hilarious (?) interruptions.

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Cheddar Biscuit Ass

Start with a pair of underwear …

Broadcasting from the Heat Zone, it’s TGO Radio! This week, Jeff introduces Brian to a song by the Cure, and Brian introduces Jeff to an obscure song by an Italian singer named Adriano Celentano. Also, a woman gave birth to a 13 pound baby; Brian tells a hospital shit story; Jeff tells a child birth story; a man tried to rob someone and it didn’t go well for him; Michigan J. Frog; Rolling Hills Estates was literally that; the shocker; an 8-year-old stole a car; cocaine in the White House; a man in Vegas makes the most of his trip; a middle school principal tried to get an underage girl with a Grimace shake; the underage montage; Jeff’s been carrying the day; and finally, Doug is asked to speak.

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The Heat Zone

Actually not talking about this Hot Zone.

This week, making decisions. Also: Vacations; gambling addiction; gurgling; credit cards; student loans; controlling your impulses; Updates and Corrections (meth in Japanese food, Leslie Van Houten was released, and the Tylenol murders suspect died); marking the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima (New Mexico, Bikini Atoll, Oppenheimer, dropping a bomb on Berlin, moral lines, tentacle porn, super hurricanes, Public Enemy, Old Timey Guy, barbershop quartet, Gary, Indiana, the Jacksons, the Heat Zone); the Beach Boys, and rape cakes.

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Rapin’ Puddin’

We didn’t do it, we just report it.

This week, the band Prong. Also: Queens of the Stone Age; BlackBerry; the fourth wall; Doug and the missing season one episode; old pictures; OJ is back with another video; The Cos drops by; countries with the biggest cocks; and Paris Hilton. (As promised, here’s the link to the “Quack Like a Duck” video.)

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The 3:15 to Anywhere but Here

Well, yeah.

This week, taking time off. Also: the Braves; cocaine; washing; Brian at the movies; full frontal nudity; Jeff’s stomach; a Subway restaurant got loose and put up a pretty funny submersible sign; another old woman was eaten by an alligator, but with a twist; they should have killed Gilligan; Dolly Parton and Rob Halford have a duet out, for some reason; a car drove through a restaurant in New Hampshire; Trump and Biden; Jeff tries to fire Doug; Obscene Jeopardy; and Nick Manning.

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