This week, what India and Pakistan were really fighting for. Also: We missed the anniversary of the Bill O’Reilly meltdown video; the remix; Bill O’Reilly had to pay a woman $32 million because he sexually harassed her; an update on the man who fucked his own ass with a cucumber; Spit Take Theater; Jeff’s update on Andy Taylor’s book; a Righty loon burned 100 library books; not to be outdone, Lefty loons are jerking off at a Seattle beach; a bus driver was arrested for driving kids while hammered; a foot fetishist is booking home tours with female real estate agents; and finally, Jeff’s almost shit himself at work.