If you do it, you deserve it.

This week, Brian forgets to turn the microphones up, and the goddamn dogs are barking again – how do we handle that? Also: Oddly colored shits; the Hep C Krew; Brian used to live by a Speedway gas station; whores on Adult Friend Finder; her tiny underwear; trophies; Brian has turned the corner on his ex-girlfriend’s pussy; an exquisite neck; Jeff’s ex-wife; strip clubs; eyebrows and nose hair; train trips and flying; physically perfect women; the 20th anniversary shows; underwear revisited; medium rare steaks; early history; dwarf bullfighting was banned in Spain b/w friends in crawl spaces; a white male politician says he’s a tranny female Indian now; Maxine Nightingale / Minnie Riperton; and Malt Fismey.

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Celebrate, baby.

This year’s anniversary show begins with Brian forgetting to hit the record button, and the show has to start over. Before we even get into this year’s clip analysis, there’s a discussion of the “Rock Around the Clock” guitar solo, and then a rare glimpse into the future (a clip from an episode that will post in August). Finally, a fond (?) look back at clips from season two (April 2009) and season four (April 2010).

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Couldn’t think of another show title, but just look at her.

Brian murdered a box of Little Debbies, and Jeff tries one. Also: Jeff is planning on going on a rampage; Brian almost got killed while checking out young ass; WD-40; Brian learned something about sprinkler systems; Jeff’s car; the audio disruption pops up a few more times, and an inordinate amount of time is spent checking it out; Brian accidentally bullied a teenage boy; at what age can a man stop taking care of ear hair, nose hair, and eyebrows?; show discussion; Brian had an idea for a character that probably would have gotten the show sued by Disney; Tricky Dick; Jeff is giving up on being a good consumer; and Sasha Grey’s nipples.

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This, but on the shitter.

Is Stormy Daniels fuckable? Also this week, being retarded from the waist down; a cat got caught wearing a feathered boa; the owner of a stolen truck tracked down the truck and killed the thief; guns are fun; this week’s crying kid takes the place of last week’s barking dog; retard races; Jeff drops a great Monkees joke; casino discussion; assholes and feet; a sanitation plant worker peed in the water supply; the parking garage; audio feedback hits twice, and Brian gets so irritated he cancels news for the rest of the show; shitting; TGO Radio is a dictatorship; food discussion and celebration; an enormous bird flies by; 2001: A Space Odyssey is a tough watch; and old timey video discs.

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Cosmic justice

Hope you’re in the mood hear a neighborhood dog bark for most of the fucking show. Also, John Wick Chapter 4, Brian’s new neighbors are loud with heathen kids; Jeff is going back to the gym; the debate on whether paying for pussy makes sense; the casino; new movies; there was a Hitler sitcom in 1990; dog fights; the Immaculate Infection; The Godfather; Sofia Coppola; young Scarlett Johansson; the pussy soup kitchen; don’t rent old pussy; celebrities with weird mouths; Florence Pugh enters the mix; Pee Wee and Fred Willard; it’s depressing that old men still want to cum; and sex robots.

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You can start by shooting the writers.

The Video Store is back, this time examining the very first episode of NBC’s now defunct series New Amsterdam. The show is streaming on Peacock, and as always we encourage the listener to watch before listening to this detailed autopsy.

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He’s a millionaire.

Whatever it is women want, Brian doesn’t have it. Also: How Jeff and Trixie met; old guy jokes; use of the word “faggot” in the song “Money for Nothing”; Nirvava; Updates and Corrections (Gary Glitter is back in the slam and the woman who partied with underage teens was beaten in prison); the casino; Tennessee’s Lieutenant Governor loves young guy ass; sixth graders gave racist drawings to black kids; crackas; March Madness teeth; Tiger Woods won’t quit fucking the help; a man kills a woman over comic books; hippy word salad nonsense; and priests being allowed to marry women wouldn’t solve the problem of priests wanting to fuck boys.

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Just listen, you’ll get it.

This week, the Brown Noise. Also: Disconnecting; fat discussion; next year’s recording schedule; Brian forgets what he was going to say; why we don’t have callers; Shauna Rae; John Wick 4; Brian’s movie recommendations; the news intro is very quiet; Brian forgets what he was going to say, AGAIN; a man hung Nazi flags in his apartment windows; pegging; a stereotypical Jew; MMA fighter has an NFT and herpes, says the media is all pedophiles; a 19-year-old shot a 15-year-old over 35-year-old pussy; a 14-year-old boy stuck a golf ball in his asshole; a plastic surgeon asked female patients to touch his garbage; Brian told a killer joke before his hip surgery; and McDonald’s had to remove an ill-placed ad.

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Takes a long time to get there, but we get there.

If you’ve ever come to TGO Radio for substance, this week isn’t your week. Brian and Jeff are exhausted, hungry, and silly, but they’re still here to discuss: A woman was driving a motorized scooter down a Florida interstate; Cocaine Bear rules; no one can have a conversation anymore; “The Way”; Arkansas is going to make you prove your age before watching porn; quick jerks during phone sex; we be smirchin’; the world’s coolest councilman was arrested for drunk driving and cocaine possession; Brian hates American History X and Forrest Gump; it’s illegal for children to play pinball in South Carolina; and Jeff comes up with a new show close.

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This is what started all the trouble.

This week, finally, a drink for distinguished gentlemen. Also, Irish coffee; Ric Flair; MJF in Laredo; Dan Soder; the La Vergne, Tennessee cop is suing (also, she gives an interview); Jeff’s work is doing a weird movie tournament thing; Behind the Green Door and Deep Throat; an 85-year-old woman was killed by an alligator; Jeff leaves the show to pee, and Brian has a lot of fun with it; the mayor of College Park, Maryland had to resign because he had child porn; Brian leaves the show for a beverage, and Jeff has a lot of fun with it; the show turns to the Shamrock Shake, and Brian pretends he’s having a seizure; Trump, Biden, and Fetterman; Brian does a Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney King impression, and Jeff doesn’t get it; and, on the way out the door, the show completely breaks down.

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