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Here’s some news we missed because last week’s show was all about scumbag teachers: Three women caught HIV from “vampire facials”; Wuhan; a murder suspect was eating his victim’s face; “Charlie Brown”; Britain’s fattest man died; competitive eating; Mountain Dew Code Red; Harvey Weinstein’s cock; losing weight; Rodney Dangerfield; the Jack Shack; election night; Biden shit his pants; and finally, Andrew “Dice” gay (here’s a link to the clip).
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(Beat it, titless.)
Beginning it’s 20th year, this is TGO Radio. Jeff found a song for Doug; Brian tries to convince Jeff the show needs to head to Vegas for the 20th anniversary shows; the Tom Brady roast; Jeff Ross; Bea Arthur; Jeff wants to record a show drunk; Vegas hotels; gambling; Updates and Corrections (Wally Gator and Ric Flair); drunk Ric Flair was kicked out of a restaurant; a female teacher was fired for making out with an 11-year-old boy (and predictably, her marriage is off); another female teacher molested a 13-year-old girl; Jeff is old; a male teacher was jailed for taking perv pics of teenage girls; a teacher was fired for coming to work hammered; Jeff annoys his wife; and finally, angry things.
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(CRANE DANGLES bwa ha ha ha ha)
This marks the 19th anniversary of our first episode, and we begin by wondering how much longer this can possibly go on. Then, Brian is never going to die and his dad is fat; the Giamattis; a harrowing casino story; if we were women we’d be millionaires; why is it always “furiously” jerking off; clips from seasons 6 in 2012 and 7 in 2013 (Brian’s crush, Bob Ross, and Crane Dangles); Brian talks about opening a gay Only Fans; a 2005 test show we lost; hearing me out; dark years; and finally, a tease for next week.
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First up, the origin of Jeff’s new theme, then we get to the first episode of “Super Friends,” a Hannah Barbera cartoon that aired on ABC beginning in 1973.
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(Heat up a bag of shaved ham, boys.)
It’s a long one this week, listen as A.I. Joe and A.I. Don debut their new campaign ads! Also: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced; The Harvey Weinstein New York verdict was overturned; the boys give relationship advice about the Waffle Stomp; the smell when you eat two-and-a-half bowls of Cheerios in a day; go-to cereals; store brand foods; watching shitty movies; The Human Centipede; a missing man was found dead after some definitely not gay activity; Hannibal; the man who killed his friend because of Bigfoot was convicted; LBJ was a creep; a man died from a boner drug overdose at a priest’s gay sex orgy; the life of Tom Griswold at parties; Brian made a pilgrimage to the Bob and Tom studio; want to buy a flame throwing robot dog?; napalm in the morning; the guy who set himself on fire; a man who built a raft and went floating is missing; the last teacher sex story we’re going to do this year; Brawndo; Benson; and finally, shaved ham and steamed hams.
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(Stop fucking guys with IQs of 75.)
This week’s show was definitely not recorded at the same time as last week’s show, featuring: Brian got raped at the casino; Updates and Corrections (Alyssa Zinger was banging more teenage boys than they thought, and Lauren Boebert’s son is a dirtbag); Jeff circles back to Caitlin Clark; eclipse recap; Brian’s been reading a book about eugenics and is having trouble disagreeing with some of the points; a man pointed a gun at a Burger King employee on Easter morning; Brian is a sucker for R. Budd Dwyer and Triangle Shirtwaist Factory jokes; St. Louis TV station referred to black homeowners as colored; a man jerked off on food at a Safeway; the Perv Switch; a man faked his death in order to not pay child support; a comic book sold for $6 million; and finally, Joker 2 and La La Land.
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(Dead and gone, finally.)
Instant-ish analysis of the OJ Simpson death! Brian was having a bad day until he got the news Simpson (aka “The Gravy”) died, so let’s talk about it, along with: Doug, Brian’s having mic trouble, Kool and the Gang, vile gassers, Snoop, 69ing isn’t fun when you’re older, The Cos reacts to the Gravy’s death, “The View” had a take on it, Mr. Wise’s mustache, Fred and Joy, OJ’s medication, and AI Don.
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(Pro-pussy since 2005.)
TGO Radio has its first “celebrity endorser.” Also, AI is creepy; revisiting the Batman Heimlich maneuver clip from last week; Brian’s world tour updates; Caitlyn Clark, would ya?; white people love the eclipse; making sure blind people hear the eclipse; the Heaven’s Gate cult mass suicide; how to get very, very famous, very, very fast; the Cos weighs in on Heaven’s Gate; the Away Team; a man was arrested for eating someone’s leg; the Heaven’s Gate cult still maintains a website; Alan O’day, Helen Reddy, and Vicki Lawrence.
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(Make a fist and press it against me …)
Brian apologizes for his voice and all the coughing, but he’s been sick all week. And because he’s been sick, he didn’t do any show prep, but he’s been keeping notes: Recording every week is tough sometimes; panda pussy must be the worst; last week was our 300th episode; Brian hit at the casino; Jeff’s dog is a bad guard dog; Hunter Biden’s big mistake was banging a stripper without a bag (b/w Crazy Eyes); the Ups; Biden v. Trump is like picking the best suicide method; Five Guys; Brian almost fell down; AI music prompts; Batman sucks as a crime fighter; Joker 2; Batman and the Heimlich Maneuver; Henry Ford was a cunt; Prohibition; the progressive era (here’s the eugenics doc Brian mentioned); Sick Dick; and finally, Batman asks Robin to make a fist.
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(Canned shit.)
Another very silly episode: A business was selling Dunkin’ Donuts as vegan, Eric Carmen died, Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson has a perfect gimmick for chasing pussy, Brian is tired of people pretending they wouldn’t fuck Kim Kardashian, speaking of gimmicks, Jeff is tired of your gluten allergy gimmick, old audio from a man claiming he’s Jesus after he broke into a Pizza Hut, the Last Supper, Pizza Jesus’ mom speaks, Jeff doesn’t like The Who, Personal Pan Pizzas, Brian called Pizza Hut at the height of Covid, “On the Bowl Again,” Canned Heat, and finally, Steve Austin tells you how to use soap and toothpaste.
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