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Let’s End This Charade

How do you expect this show to not talk about teacher and student sex stories when they’re starting to look like this (and this)? Jeff says it would be embarrassing to be assassinated by a retard; Brian thinks Trump is the price we paid for letting shit get out of hand; shamrock shakes; Jeff is outraged by everyone’s driving; a Summer Teeth update; September 5, Captain America, and the Led Zeppelin documentary; Brian is baffled by the MCU right now, and is scared of snow; acceptable Christmas songs; the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out; a Chinese woman accidentally ate a firework; a woman stole a Krispy Kreme truck; a 104-year-old woman celebrated her birthday in jail; Trixie got hearing aids; an Only Fans girl was fucked off of a balcony and died; and finally, Jeff forgot we recorded shows in advance.

The Triangle

This week it’s some of the news we missed during the break, including: a New York City restaurant is selling grilled guinea pigs; the postal service is putting out a Betty White stamp; a judge sent a “My First Ankle Monitor” meme to another judge; two men died after searching for Sasquatch; if you had to be fucked by a mythical creature, who would you pick?; the reason Brian was late; a cop was watching porn while driving around; a woman wore a butt plug during a MRI; an elementary school principal had a party for hundreds of teenagers; “Esther Be the One”; a student catfished a middle school teacher into prison time; a Summer Teeth update; Jeff opens things with his teeth; coverage; Notre Dame; baseball; and finally, getting back into the groove.

Roots Up His Ass

The mammoth 20th year of TGO Radio begins now! As is tradition, we dedicate the first episode of the year to updates and corrections from the time off. This week: Nothing proves you’re old quite like your opinions on sports; twenty more years?; Jeff hurt himself bowling and Brian broke his leg; the 2025 Dead Pool; Jimmy Carter died; OJ Simpson’s porn collection will be auctioned; the Dodger fan who blew his fingers off is sharing a positive message; and finally, Jay Leno “fell.”

The Worst of 2024, Episode Seven

Next week begins TGO Radio’s mammoth 20th anniversary season, so this week we finish up with the last “worst of” 2024 episode, featuring: a mystery man (we assume) is peeing in candles at a dollar store, The “To Catch a Predator” house moves to Michigan and a tiny little man shows up; a man drops a load on a woman at Whole Foods; and lastly, a former NFL lineman pees on a woman during a flight.

The Worst of 2024, Episode Four

It’s a lot about dummies and assholes this week, including: an Indian man had some difficulty after sticking a 16-inch gourd up his ass; fast food breakfasts and muddy Baja Blasts; some low IQ buffoon went around the security gates at Kings Island; and a recap of people hurting themselves with July 4th fireworks.

The Worst of 2024, Episode Two

The recap of 2024 continues with Jeff messing with his wife, and other angry things; the boys debate the merits of owning a flame throwing robot dog; a guy pulled a gun on another guy working the Burger King window on a Sunday morning; and at the height of Covid, Brian called a local Pizza Hut.

The Worst of 2024, Episode One

Well it’s that time of year again, where we dip into several weeks of so-called “worst of” episodes, so Brian doesn’t have to go back into production for two more months. This week: Brian saw a girl with Summer Teeth; Jeff has an unreasonable reaction to the idea of banana splits; Brian sat on his balls for the first time; Pete Davidson’s cock and how people keep lying about not wanting to fuck Kim Kardashian; creeps, “Lollipop,” and Chubby Checker; and finally, some teacher molested a 13-year-old.