Face it: Most of the time, it’s your fault.

It’s been over two years, and Brian almost has a name for his expansive estate. Also, the French Cos; The Sopranos; the recession is here; shit talk; Brian is getting back into the pussy game, and has a ticket to Ric Flair’s last match; Deshaun Watson made 20 of the cases against him go away; sex with a miner; Rusty Hardin; a staring contest; the tackle box; Bill Cosby sexually assaulted a 16-year-old in 1975; old rock stars look like old rock stars; an asshole who deserved to get eaten by an alligator was eaten by an alligator; and while we’re at it, a cat breeder was eaten by her own cats.

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Pure doom.

Before the open, Kelly Clarkson sings a love song to a bag of Oreos; Bobby Darin weighs in (so to speak) on fat chicks, and Jeff enjoyed last week’s clip show. After the theme, Brian’s loud cat; Jeff’s Vegas massage; Deshawn Watson; Jeff always thought Brian would end up being a sexual pervert; Jeff saw Cirque du Soleil and had a run-in with HR; Vince McMahon b/w pussy is apparently worth $3 million now; how much would you pay for the best pussy of your life?; Brian’s balls won’t get out of the way; young Vivian Vance; “Nutbush City Limits”; Jeff missed the Grand Canyon; more!

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Ooof.

If you can handle (and understand) all of the very old and obscure references, this is one of the funniest episodes of TGO Radio ever recorded. This week the boys watch the third episode of “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” which thankfully is only a half hour long. Brian wants to do horrible things to Nikki, and tells you all about it, but otherwise horror blends into acceptance and finally exhausted irritation as the episode goes on. Listen now!

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Thanks for dressing up for the interview.

Pre-theme this week, Brian is fat and Shlippers revisited. Post-theme, it’s visiting Vegas; Brian’s grass is too tall; a woman took a shit in the aisle of a beauty supply store; Brian doesn’t understand why more people aren’t summarily executed; the Buffalo shooter’s manifesto is 187 pages; a cop got in trouble for sharing a Buffalo meme; Alec Baldwin’s wife is pregnant again; Updates and Corrections (Billie Eilish, The Pentaverate, Andy Dick); Mr. Fister and Fister Roboto; Plan B; a San Jose cop started jerking off in front of witnesses; a smiley face dick head; a woman plants child porn on her husband’s phone in order to win a custody case; and a woman talks about feeding Cheetos to spider monkeys, for some reason.

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JFK.

This week: Billie Eilish; Brian and Jeff talk about an ideal 20th anniversary show (three years from now); Brian saw a video about why JFK’s casket was closed; Brian fights a constant battle to not be a creep; a man had a heart attack while digging a grave for the girlfriend he’d just killed; a man who was sleeping on railroad tracks was amazingly struck and killed; and a pair of Mexican newlyweds had a Nazi themed wedding.

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Not the actual shlippers.

This week’s show is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. It takes a little bit to get there, but hang tight as we talk about: Andy Dick was arrested for some sex crime (and Jeff explains RVs to us all); Jeff forgot Amazon exists; there’s a new fetus in Jeff’s office, and let’s hope he doesn’t get offended by anything; Jeff tells an amazing story about shitting his pants / shlippers; Updates and Corrections (Old Timey Guy, Just Say You’re Gay, Tyson, Marty and Dice; the dude who died in the car wash was identified); Victoria’s Secret Hired a model with Down Syndrome (along with a top 10 runway walk video); and the origin of Lemon.

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17 years wasted.

It’s a tradition as old and uncomfortable as time itself – the yearly listening to shitty old clips to mark the anniversary of our first recording on May 11, 2005. This year, a “best of” CD Brian made at the conclusion of season one. This episode also includes some memories of the old days, the curtain is thrown back and a few old gimmicks are exposed, “Clown Nose” by No Time is revisited, Jeff finally takes out Injection Mold Abraham Lincoln, and more.

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Video Store!

In this first installment of a new regular series, the Boys watch three old videos: A married man dehumanizes his wife over a cup of coffee, a young guy learns how to not to date a girl, and the trouble with women in the workplace.

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Leave Yourself Alone.

This week, Brian has an exciting (?) update on the 17th anniversary show. Also: Mike Tyson shortened some young dude’s wheelbase; Betty Rubble loved beating rugs; Anderson Cooper has Corona; Updates and Corrections: Is Herb Alpert Straight?; quite possibly the last edition of Leave Yourself Alone (two guys with things stuck in their assholes, AGAIN); a man stepped out of his car during a car wash and died; and a man who had a house full of snakes also “mysteriously” died (with a shocking twist ending).

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