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The Kraut Signal

Just listen, you’ll get it.

This week, the Brown Noise. Also: Disconnecting; fat discussion; next year’s recording schedule; Brian forgets what he was going to say; why we don’t have callers; Shauna Rae; John Wick 4; Brian’s movie recommendations; the news intro is very quiet; Brian forgets what he was going to say, AGAIN; a man hung Nazi flags in his apartment windows; pegging; a stereotypical Jew; MMA fighter has an NFT and herpes, says the media is all pedophiles; a 19-year-old shot a 15-year-old over 35-year-old pussy; a 14-year-old boy stuck a golf ball in his asshole; a plastic surgeon asked female patients to touch his garbage; Brian told a killer joke before his hip surgery; and McDonald’s had to remove an ill-placed ad.

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We Be Smirchin’

Takes a long time to get there, but we get there.

If you’ve ever come to TGO Radio for substance, this week isn’t your week. Brian and Jeff are exhausted, hungry, and silly, but they’re still here to discuss: A woman was driving a motorized scooter down a Florida interstate; Cocaine Bear rules; no one can have a conversation anymore; “The Way”; Arkansas is going to make you prove your age before watching porn; quick jerks during phone sex; we be smirchin’; the world’s coolest councilman was arrested for drunk driving and cocaine possession; Brian hates American History X and Forrest Gump; it’s illegal for children to play pinball in South Carolina; and Jeff comes up with a new show close.

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Shake Some Length into It

This is what started all the trouble.

This week, finally, a drink for distinguished gentlemen. Also, Irish coffee; Ric Flair; MJF in Laredo; Dan Soder; the La Vergne, Tennessee cop is suing (also, she gives an interview); Jeff’s work is doing a weird movie tournament thing; Behind the Green Door and Deep Throat; an 85-year-old woman was killed by an alligator; Jeff leaves the show to pee, and Brian has a lot of fun with it; the mayor of College Park, Maryland had to resign because he had child porn; Brian leaves the show for a beverage, and Jeff has a lot of fun with it; the show turns to the Shamrock Shake, and Brian pretends he’s having a seizure; Trump, Biden, and Fetterman; Brian does a Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney King impression, and Jeff doesn’t get it; and, on the way out the door, the show completely breaks down.

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Always with an E

Would ya?

The podcast has made its way to Brian’s office. Also, Updates and Corrections (Jay Leno and Ron Jeremy); Brian begs Jeff to blow his nose; two teachers and a principal were fired for sex stuff; Wookies fucking; a Black History Month lunch mishap; two female teachers at the same school were fired for banging students; WTIT, All Tit Radio; the brush; a hard G; an Amazonian tribe goes to war against Venezuelan soldiers over WiFi; and college girls are one step from the streets.

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Episode 250

Only took 19 months to get here.

We hope you enjoy this celebration of our 250th episode, wherein the Boys listen to clips from seasons three (2009) and four (2010). The uninterrupted clips are available for your listening pleasure after our forensic examination.

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Video Store: Pizza Predator

This fuckin’ hard-on.

This year’s first edition of Video Store features a clip from Hansen v. Predator, of a 44-year-old caught bringing a pizza to a 13-year-old’s house. Here’s the link; feel free to watch before we tear this jerkoff sociopath apart for the next hour.

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A Disgrace to My Family

Photo by Ron Gerie.

We’re recording on Groundhog Day. Also: A good malingering; Out of Context Audio; the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominations are out; the 2023 Dead Pool; 1982 news stories in review (Barney Clark, Tylenol poisoning, and Anacin); an update on the La Vergne police situation (and a link to the recordings here); the first fart in the morning; a free lunch; a 29-year-old woman enrolled herself as a high school student and got away with it for four days (VIDEO); Shame!; a Colorado Avalanche broadcaster is mad at seagulls; a couple opened an online sex resale business; and finally, Ron Gerie.

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Tapestry

It’s too late, baby.

The 250th episode is coming! Also, people don’t know how to drive; English muffins; an extremist view on ice cream cake; football talk; Brian has a gambling problem, and just bought nudes for the first time; donuts and Oreos; a teacher accidentally sends porn to every kid in high school; Linda Ronstadt and Carole King; a Bob & Tom cast member was shot at nine times; Shauna Rae’s “boyfriend”; an 88-year-old man had a World War One artillery shell removed from his asshole; and nudes revisited.

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Sheesh

Sheesh, indeed.

This week, Out of Context Audio! Also, some of the news we missed during the break: Santa told a little boy he was fat; the show got an angry email; donuts and booze; the La Vergne, Tennessee third shift police fuck fest (read the 20-page report here); Brian loves whores; 1970s TV themes; a huge change is made to our show open; cons are catcalling girls in Miami; a lawyer shits into a Pringles can; the exciting debut of “How Much Would it Cost?”; women crossing the street; Doug forgot about the boss; Brian is glad “sheesh” has made a comeback; radio edits; quantity, not quality; Jeff hasn’t seen The Producers; “Puttin’ on the Ritz”; History of the World Part 1; and finally, the casino is fun.

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Contemporary Culture’s Finest Hour

Us.

Year 18, Season 16 opens with updates on everything that happened during the break, namely Jeff’s hip replacement and Brian’s new gambling habit. Also, Brian asked Doug to pull clips for potential Video Store episodes this year, so feel free to watch before you listen as we decide between New Amsterdam, So Help Me Todd, Alaska Daily, and 9-1-1 Lone Star.

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