A Far Cry from Young

Us, basically.

This week’s very silly episode starts with a harrowing tale of a gnat flying down Jeff’s throat and continues with Bill Gates; Ubuntu; a woman who is swearing off her ho ways; Out of Context Audio; Casey Kasem; a drastic change; the worthless dollar and a great pandemic; Brian’s most recent ex; Costco samples for ass eating; stoners; AI Batman wants to help you with your porn addiction; Brian’s tired; and some pictures were found at Brian’s apartment once.

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Video Store: So Help Me Todd

Help me not watch this show.

Welcome back for another Video Store! This week, the series premiere of CBS’ So Help Me Todd. This episode is available for your viewing pleasure on Paramount +, if you’d like to check it out before trying to keep up with our frequent, ADD-riddled stops and starts.

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The Face

It’s inevitable on this show.

We’ve got a brand new audio feedback noise, and you’re never going to believe what caused it. Also, Jeff, Trixie, and Brian socialized; phone contacts; Brian bought an iPhone; in the absence of real news, we have a hodge podge of nonsense; Jeff’s ex-wife; OJ Simpson wants to talk to you about the media and Trump; what constitutes a full blown shitting of the pants?; Jared Fogel is having some trouble in the slam; what’s Kim Kardashian looking for in a man? Hint: huge cock; the funk; a 28-year-old passed as a 17-year-old for a year; a man was arrested for banging a tree; the STD scare Brian had in his 40s; a Penn State professor was arrested for having sex with a dog; the takeaways from today’s show; and the feedback revisited.

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A Pretty Shallow Outhouse

“Senior prank.”

TGO Radio is your podcast home for casual conversation! Join us as we discuss grass; the casino; drinking while retired; Jeff hits the mic arm for the second time second time today; a senior prank “went too far”; a fat woman was forced to step on a baggage scale because she lied about her weight; a 20-year-old who loved exploring explored himself to death; Seattle is the worst city for dog shit; an unarmed 11-year-old was shot by police, but some pivotal details are being glossed over; Jeff hits the mic arm for the third time today, and we finally have to talk about it; and finally, Brian is traveling to gamble.

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Pink Sockhop

Pink sockhoppin’, Daddy-o

After too many weeks of recording with inconsiderate, savage, fuckhead neighbors at Brian’s house, the new North studio opens at Jeff’s house, and Brian’s microphone still isn’t right at the start. Also this week: Vacation; the first fart in the new studio; Pat Robertson died; PGA and Liv; Dead Pool update; magic crystals won’t heal you; Dennis DeYoung’s video for “Desert Moon”; everything is fake; an Indiana man blew himself up with grandpa’s hand grenade; a crooked fertility doctor died when an experimental airplane crashed; an old woman was killed by her own car; and a man had to have nine steel rings cut off his strangled cock.

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McBeetus

Brian owns this shirt.

Let’s hurry up and get to it before the savages next door start making noise again. (Yes, we’re changing studio locations.) This week: How much does the average bowel movement weigh?; women and Little Debbie; the hardware store; Fukya Cockov; the restaurant on Venus; Brian weighed himself; show titles; the neighbors come home; King Charles; a man electrocutes himself to death while having a ping pong ball in his asshole; the weirdest shit a girl has been into; $20 for a blowjob; pussy or blowjobs?; a disrespectful threesome; and a Beavis and Butt-head break.

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Shake it Off

Not to much to ask, for a last wish.

What should we call fans of our show? Also, unreasonable demands when you die; Brian forgot he had something for the show; watching pussy walk around; an Oakland A’s announcer dropped the N bomb on the air; Bob Huggins talked about dildos and fags on the radio; some other sports guy made a fat Lizzo joke; Brian met a guy with a bananas Oklahoma City bombing conspiracy theory; Bill and Jeffrey b/w Bill and Hillary were probably swingers; Jeff says he’s funnier than Brian; and Christopher Nolan stinks b/w Oppenheimer.

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It’s a Fold

There he is, Miss America.

Is there a podcast hall of fame? Also, trouble sleeping, foreign candy, a flashback to the floating McDonald’s clip, the restaurant on the moon, Jeff’s ex-wife is getting divorced again, the casino, spoiled milk, a cross dresser is “cleared of flashing his penis” at a YMCA because he was too fat for real women to see his cock (Video); a man woke up to a hotel manager sucking his toes; a 14-year-old was arrested for stealing a school bus; Brian says “chicky nugs” and Jeff gets mad; the waffle stomp; and Brian tells a story about a sports car and a Nashville city bus.

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You Deserve to Hurt

If you do it, you deserve it.

This week, Brian forgets to turn the microphones up, and the goddamn dogs are barking again – how do we handle that? Also: Oddly colored shits; the Hep C Krew; Brian used to live by a Speedway gas station; whores on Adult Friend Finder; her tiny underwear; trophies; Brian has turned the corner on his ex-girlfriend’s pussy; an exquisite neck; Jeff’s ex-wife; strip clubs; eyebrows and nose hair; train trips and flying; physically perfect women; the 20th anniversary shows; underwear revisited; medium rare steaks; early history; dwarf bullfighting was banned in Spain b/w friends in crawl spaces; a white male politician says he’s a tranny female Indian now; Maxine Nightingale / Minnie Riperton; and Malt Fismey.

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18th Anniversary, the Grip

Celebrate, baby.

This year’s anniversary show begins with Brian forgetting to hit the record button, and the show has to start over. Before we even get into this year’s clip analysis, there’s a discussion of the “Rock Around the Clock” guitar solo, and then a rare glimpse into the future (a clip from an episode that will post in August). Finally, a fond (?) look back at clips from season two (April 2009) and season four (April 2010).

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