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A Mouth is a Mouth

Jeff says a mouth is a mouth.

Brian almost had to sue Trixie. Also, Christmas vacation, bodily sounds, staring at your phone, baseball, Super Humman, Jeff says a mouth is a mouth, an update on the guy with an emotional support alligator, Casino, flavored dental floss, a pig breaks into a house and starts biting people, the pizza arrives, Trini and Tranny Lopez, a second grade teacher was drunk in class, Biden’s dog, a succulent Chinese meal, a dental receptionist “sexually assaulted” a teenage boy, and finally, “Hot Legs.” (Recorded September 7, 2023.)

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Gatormax

Gatormax was outraged.

The news block is the sweet spot this week, but first: As the mics go up, Brian pulls his out of its holder and chaos ensues; recording every week is a true rarity for us; how Jeff started and stopped smoking; Jeff at the casino; Updates and Corrections (nudes, Susanna Gibson, and Lauren Boebert); Licorice Pizza; a homeless woman was eaten by an alligator; an old man drops a deuce on a boat; and an Italian stereotype was attacked by a rabid otter. (Recorded September 28, 2023.)

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A Solid, Sugary Log

Where all the trouble starts.

Brian’s quest for new nudes continues. Also, Jeff has a kid toucher living close to him; Mitt Romney admits he’s too old; the one interesting thing if Biden gets re-elected (b/w Zachery Taylor); Jeff hurts himself; Stanley Kubrick movies (here’s a link to “The Making of The Shining” doc Brian mentions); a Palm Springs AIDS memorial is planned to look like an asshole; Butthole Surfers; a Door Dash driver spits on a customer’s food; Brian goes on a rant about cheese; homeless druggies; a 10-year-old was driving a truck with his drunk dad sitting next to him; Vincent Adultman; a man beat up his ex for saying he had a small cock; the full hand jerk; the outline; Meth Ghost Coast to Coast; and finally, Primus. (Recorded September 21, 2023)

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The Stairway to Stardom

Us, basically.

The Boys test drive two possible new show themes. (First, “Stairway to Stardom,” then “Taste the Biscuit.”) Also, boneless wings aren’t wings, Virginia Democrat Susanna Gibson was fucking for tips; Colorado Republican Lauren Boebert and her date were getting handsy during a play (she dumped him); Fetterman can’t put grown up clothes on; Republican governor Kristi Noem has been fucking former Trump strongman and probable retard Corey Lewandowski; Joy Villa; Brian has a gambling problem; Brian has an irrational dislike of blue jeans; Jeff’s wife signed off on Brian’s tiny house idea; “Out of Context Audio”; and finally, Brian may be buying nudes again after this week’s show. (Recorded September 21, 2023.)

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Three Season Skull

Gee whiz.

This week, Jeff is a mess. Also, football; the Atlanta Braves; what passes for rock music is all for old people; the Rolling Stones have a new single out; Sydney Sweeney; Aubrey Plaza; Brian’s movie recommendation; a hacky bit; a Delta flight had a “diarrhea incident”; people with objects in their assholes head to the ER 4,000 times a year; and finally, in absence of more news, Brian plays a clip from CBS Sunday morning about when Jackie met JFK. (Recorded September 7, 2023.)

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Cyanide Peanut

Let’s just say Jeff *really* wants to win the Dead Pool.

“Content” is something you produce in a toilet. Also, Jeff fell down because he’s 90; night lights; what are we going to do for the 60th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination?; the 20th anniversary Vegas trip; the Kennedy conspiracy (here are the links to the documentary Brian mentioned: parts one and two); Bob Barker died and Jeff takes a commanding 1-0 lead in the Dead Pool; Karen Carpenter; “Hippy Hippy Shake”; a Putin advisor says the Ukraine military will unify through gay sex; a man was arrested for driving a Power Wheels Jeep while intoxicated; Brian likes the Amazon driver; McConnell; the tent; Casey Kasem; new music; a road trip; and calling the town of Lead.

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Everything’s Breakaway if You Try Hard Enough

Hero.

Jeff can’t believe it’s hot outside. Also, college girls; Brian saw one of his ex-girlfriends on the news; a Jeff and Trixie anniversary; yard work; being fair; a 63-year-old pilot took an ax to a parking gate; a man was arrested for either fucking or beating his sister to death; a young guy drives a car into a house, and a neighbor wants to blame the road; Band of Brothers; John Adams; and Lincoln.

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I Think I Can Take Him

No Ragrets.

Brian still wants to build a tiny house on Jeff’s property. Also, working; the big casino; saying old guy things; reflecting on a power mullet; a Japanese porn star drowned in loads; Brian got caught watching “The Love Boat”; a woman discovers her son’s murder victim; a woman in her mid-thirties killed her 79-year-old “roommate”; a Miami suburb wants to give vasectomies to out of control peacocks; and finally, more peas?

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It’s Bullet Time

It’s easier to solve some problems than you think.

Once again from the Heat Zone, it’s TGO Radio! This week, a young woman breaks the world record for the loudest belch (here’s the YouTube video we watched); a nacho cheese spill; a snake falls from the sky onto a woman’s arm; a man previously arrested for stealing sex toys got caught peeping in a woman’s window; a Burger Chef digression (the Burger Chef murders, and a Halloween flexi disc); a man was arrested for rubbing women’s feet while they slept; and the work situation.

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Pass Over the White Boy

They were passing him all over the place.

Right off the bat this week, Brian plays a clip from a gay bathhouse documentary. Also, an old SNL sketch; a “daredevil” fell to his death and a vegan starved herself to death; Jeff finally says “chicky nugs”; a manatee’s sudden death; a man threatens kids; rocky boogers; a miracle surgery in Israel; a 26-year-old guy got away with being a high school student for 54 days; Old Timey Guy is cursing; a man murdered his girlfriend and lived with her corpse for two months; the John Denver Maneuver; local residents are being terrorized by a naked man; Brian changes his mind on DeSantis’ wife; a man is wanting for stealing over $4,000 worth of women’s underwear; various maid services; a woman badmouths a fat kid at a water park; Orson Welles and Raymond Burr; and Local H.

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