Waffle Stomp

(Knowing me, knowing you.)

This week, some news we missed during the break, including: A sex party at a Taco Bell, the Vince McMahon lawsuit, if you had to fuck in a restaurant, which would it be?, a puppeteer with big hands, Gordon Ramsey, The D, overdosing at a Taco Bell, female teachers are still fucking boys (Story One, Story Two), Trixie’s co-worker, you just know Travis Kelce is murdering Taylor Swift’s pussy, a university chancellor was fired for making porn with his wife, a male nurse was fired for prolonged and repeated harassment, “Lollipop” by the Chordettes, Chubby Checker, and finally, near as we can tell, getting older is all about taking a good shit.