Nerf six-shooters are introduced, predictable chaos ensues. Also: Brian’s cat is racist; Vivid – the porn company – has a radio channel; the Cos is headed back to court; load bearing pussies; a Florida restaurant manager renamed chicken wings the “I Can’t Breathe” wings; a pizza place had an 80-pound iguana in its freezer; “Mambo No. 5”; a Disney cast member was arrested for jerking off at a car dealership; Ford won’t unveil the new Bronco on Orenthal’s birthday; alcoholic monkey kills one and wounds 250; a woman kneed a small boy in the balls; the British have to rescue a ton of fatsos; Ron Jeremy might be a rapist; “Rape No. 5” by Lou Cosby; and more.
Brian is a self-hating cunt, Nerf guns are introduced to the show, Out of Context Audio, cops, it’s just Seattle, the first installment of “Leave Yourself Alone” – including a guy who put a fish in his asshole, another guy who shoved a phone charged up his pee hole, and a Mexican porn star who killed a guy during some silly ritual – whether they would fuck an alien, and more.
The ‘Rona was off limits this week, leaving the Boys time to focus on: calling the town of LEAD, xHamster’s Zoom backgrounds, Minneapolis needs Roof Koreans, a homeless breaks into a bank to use the microwave, Howe Bizarre, Marty McFly steals change, Huey Lewis and the News, Thai man was caught having sex with flip flops, kid catches house on fire, San Francisco’s oldest gay bar closes, and more.
This week: It’s time to go back outside; Corona Dummies; a guy prayed not to get Corona and, to the absolute surprise of no one, got it; TV news employee fired for pedo stuff; jerking off at work; a small town Texas mayor says only young boys can lead prayers at city council meetings; a guy died fucking a snake; Death Angel’s drummer doesn’t think Satan is cool anymore; and more.
The Hot New Plague has kept us from recording, but here we are with a surprise new episode! This week: Headphone difficulties, everyone is a pandemic expert now, Trump Bux, WrestleMania, not missing sports, Tiger King, Letterkenny, the movies, blowjob negotiations, Joe Biden’s podcast, what Trump could say to win, the Democrats’ adept fucking of Bernie Sanders, the Boy Mayor, sirloin steak gassers, and more!
In a show recorded January 10th, Brian and Jeff travel back to the Music Village in South Bend, Indiana to interview WNDU news anchor Maria Catanzarite. Maria discusses growing up in South Bend, going to school at Cornell, wanting to work for ESPN, losing weight, depression and eating disorders, why she almost became a nun, favorite music, and more.
This week’s new episode is nearly two hours long, and includes: A crack head calls Jeff old, Brian’s latest run-in with drunken assholes, Jeff wanted to fight a guy at the bowling alley, the maraca in Foriegner’s song “Double Vision,” the first installment of “People Who Need to Die This Week,” Corona updates, a third world update, a 71-year-old man points a gun at a whore, a man is banned from bringing a lifesize cut out of Trump to dialysis, teens told to suck toes instead of having sex, Jeff made his last child support payment, a dead woman and two dead horses, a drunk guy pulls a Kennedy, the flat earther who pulled a John Denver, “Afternoon Delight,” and more.
Season 13 has begun! This week: Jeff is old, Brian is super duper fat, new audio for 2020, Stupid Trump, an interactive sex doll experience in Las Vegas, Adam Driver, sex doll funerals, Vietnamese man has been sleeping with his wife’s corpse for 16 years, if you can’t tell the truth about someone when they’re dead, when can you tell it?, Canadian man burns $1 million so his ex-wife can’t get it, Instagram “artist” pulls a predictable piece of shit move, a porn movie was shot in a gas station, prank calls, and disjointed Oscar picks.
The last installment of the worst of 2019 is very Cos heavy. First, the Cos is giving lectures in prison, and a Fat Albert clip about a new retarded boy in class is examined. Then, the Spanish language play by play of the Bears losing a playoff game, a hazmat team is called to a home (and the Cos jumps in), the boys examine racist Kate Smith songs, and a man is sentenced to 60 days worth of weekends for trying to poison his wife. (You won’t be surprised to hear the Cos has an opinion here, too.)