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The Worst of 2025, Part One

What can be said about the end of year “worst of” episodes that hasn’t already been written on one third of the bathroom walls across the eastern seaboard? This week, revisit these gems: guinea pigs and Betty White, Jeff finally shits at work (and the Cos drops by to celebrate), a woman steals a Krispy Kreme truck, Ayn Rand was a dog face woman, an illiterate woman graduates high school and gets into college, a man tries to fuck a subway seat, and an execution in South Carolina.

Sir Loin of Beef

Just before the mics went up, the boys watched a clip from the new show “All’s Fair,” and it was hall of fame bad. Also: programming notes | Brian wants to outlive Abraham Lincoln | the studio at Camp TGO was a hot box | always jerk off first | Beavis and Butt-Head | end of year updates (Prince Andrew b/w Sir Loin of Beef, D4vd, dangerous monkeys, Mississippi and the 13th Amendment) | a judge resigned after pissing and puking in the street | sometimes, Brian really appreciates the idea of a totalitarian police state | body parts on ice were accidentally mailed to a woman’s house | some random pig woman thinks ICE has warheads | SIDS Caesar | Kim Kardashian thinks we faked the moon landing | and finally, Romo says what?

Look How They Massacred My Boy

It’s November already, and it feels like we just started the season. Also: Jeff won’t advertise, and he’s having a headphone mishap | Brian and Jeff started reading the same book, about the history of Kmart | the Jamaica hurricane was a real thing | June Lockhart died, and Team Brian takes a commanding 4-1 lead in the Dead Pool | they’re not looking for Amelia Earhart’s plane this year, after all | some people are uptight about a fake skeleton strip club | a 13-year-old boy stole his mother’s SUV and lead police on a high speed chase | Revenge of the Nerds | Brian likes to run red lights | Lemon Gleason | a vehicle tipped over in Mississippi, spilling out several infected monkeys | Mississippi waited 130 years to ratify the 13th Amendment | red foxes and Redd Foxx | and finally, “On the Loose” by Saga.

Guam, Kentucky

In case you were wondering how old Brian is, he’s going to tell you his favorite kind of weather. Also: We realize that pausing mid show to take a drink is rude, and we don’t care | the TGO Radio Christmas party | Brian will gamble for his birthday | reflecting on what we accomplished this year | hitting for the cycle | Mark Sanchez and D4vd updates | a substitute middle school teacher was busted with cocaine | Uncrustables, again | Brian finally got an air fryer | “Was she a great big fat person?” | Publix in Florida will allow open carry | a couple was arrested for giving a teenager bags filled with guns and kicking him out of the car | and finally, Sovereign.