This week, Jeff makes a real old man of himself by fumbling with audio on a website. Also: Updates and Corrections; a question on whether “My Sharona” belongs in the underage song clip compilaton; Sharona was a real girl; Jeffrey Toobin ushers in a new era of “Leave Yourself Alone”; a tire shop owner puts up a “White Lives Matter” sign; Chase bank won’t let Brian open a DraftKings account; Biden is going to win 35 states, and he’s a complete dullard; ganger; Jay Oakerson makes a Rob Halford joke; Jay Oakerson and sharp farts; racism; Brian’s Dad; election speculation; and social media.
Jeff brings a sixer to the recording, and things get funnier as the show goes on. Including: Brian needs a verdict on a jailbait song; the Braves win; Jeff’s visit to Corona-restricted Vegas; Buffalo Bill’s house is for sale; Sarah Silverman could still get it; Election Night; a mad shitter in Van Buren County, Michigan; Led Zeppelin and the Supreme Court; Eddie and Alex Van Halen; a popular Catholic school teacher caught fucking a kid; Bill Cosby didn’t like pregnant Lisa Bonet; drunk girls almost kill themselves, but somehow it’s not their fault; a man in India covers himself in shit; 800 punds of used bags confiscated in Vietnam; a tribute to EVH.
Brian plays an elaborate joke on Jeff, who actually gets up to leave the show. There’s a long discussion of Brian’s recent break-up, and then, at minute 50, some news: An Abraham Lincoln impersonator was arrested for producing child porn; a woman attacked her father over his farts; a Bertie Higgins / “Key Largo” break; Deep Purple; the snare sound on the “St. Anger” album; someone broke into a house and shit in a dishwasher; a flat Earth couple had to be rescued in their boat; a man running for local office stands by calling black people “monkey”; and finally, a very, very, very long Bertie Higgins break, including watching to a live set from a few years ago that must be seen to be believed.
Life plods on. Also: Jeff at the gun range; Jerry Falwell, Jr. is a cuck; a woman was kicked out of her apartment with an emoji; Prince Andrew used a puppet of himself to molest girls; WWE Thuderdome showed a KKK video; Brian’s idea for a reality show; “Dating on the Spectrum”; we’re the podcast with a heart of gold, and more.
This Week: Our explosive Hiroshima anniversary tribute show! Before that: Ross Perot; Taco Bell; fast food gassers; “Fluffer Dan”; People Who Need to Die This Week: the woman who pissed in a Verizon store, and gunfire over social distancing; David; a band teacher was convicted for distributing cum-tainted flutes; sex crazed monkeys cannot be stopped in Thailand; and Norwegian man sings Elvis songs for 50 hours.
This Week: Carl Reiner; Ghislaine Maxwell arrested; WHO lied about China reporting Corona; chit chat; how revolutions normally end; Beavis and Butt-head is coming back; a golfer drops ass on live TV; yet another racist white woman; a pizza with a pepperoni swastika; Brian’s Pizza Hut story; another random Nerf gun battle; the Three Meat Treat; a Jeffrey Epstein statue pops up in Albuquerque; an old man spots at a woman over some mangoes; stupid Jesse Ventura; yet another Nerf gun fight; very old audio clips revisited; the glorious return of “Fluffer Dan”; and more.
Nerf six-shooters are introduced, predictable chaos ensues. Also: Brian’s cat is racist; Vivid – the porn company – has a radio channel; the Cos is headed back to court; load bearing pussies; a Florida restaurant manager renamed chicken wings the “I Can’t Breathe” wings; a pizza place had an 80-pound iguana in its freezer; “Mambo No. 5”; a Disney cast member was arrested for jerking off at a car dealership; Ford won’t unveil the new Bronco on Orenthal’s birthday; alcoholic monkey kills one and wounds 250; a woman kneed a small boy in the balls; the British have to rescue a ton of fatsos; Ron Jeremy might be a rapist; “Rape No. 5” by Lou Cosby; and more.
Brian is a self-hating cunt, Nerf guns are introduced to the show, Out of Context Audio, cops, it’s just Seattle, the first installment of “Leave Yourself Alone” – including a guy who put a fish in his asshole, another guy who shoved a phone charged up his pee hole, and a Mexican porn star who killed a guy during some silly ritual – whether they would fuck an alien, and more.
The ‘Rona was off limits this week, leaving the Boys time to focus on: calling the town of LEAD, xHamster’s Zoom backgrounds, Minneapolis needs Roof Koreans, a homeless breaks into a bank to use the microwave, Howe Bizarre, Marty McFly steals change, Huey Lewis and the News, Thai man was caught having sex with flip flops, kid catches house on fire, San Francisco’s oldest gay bar closes, and more.
This week: It’s time to go back outside; Corona Dummies; a guy prayed not to get Corona and, to the absolute surprise of no one, got it; TV news employee fired for pedo stuff; jerking off at work; a small town Texas mayor says only young boys can lead prayers at city council meetings; a guy died fucking a snake; Death Angel’s drummer doesn’t think Satan is cool anymore; and more.