Brian owns this shirt.

Let’s hurry up and get to it before the savages next door start making noise again. (Yes, we’re changing studio locations.) This week: How much does the average bowel movement weigh?; women and Little Debbie; the hardware store; Fukya Cockov; the restaurant on Venus; Brian weighed himself; show titles; the neighbors come home; King Charles; a man electrocutes himself to death while having a ping pong ball in his asshole; the weirdest shit a girl has been into; $20 for a blowjob; pussy or blowjobs?; a disrespectful threesome; and a Beavis and Butt-head break.

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Not to much to ask, for a last wish.

What should we call fans of our show? Also, unreasonable demands when you die; Brian forgot he had something for the show; watching pussy walk around; an Oakland A’s announcer dropped the N bomb on the air; Bob Huggins talked about dildos and fags on the radio; some other sports guy made a fat Lizzo joke; Brian met a guy with a bananas Oklahoma City bombing conspiracy theory; Bill and Jeffrey b/w Bill and Hillary were probably swingers; Jeff says he’s funnier than Brian; and Christopher Nolan stinks b/w Oppenheimer.

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There he is, Miss America.

Is there a podcast hall of fame? Also, trouble sleeping, foreign candy, a flashback to the floating McDonald’s clip, the restaurant on the moon, Jeff’s ex-wife is getting divorced again, the casino, spoiled milk, a cross dresser is “cleared of flashing his penis” at a YMCA because he was too fat for real women to see his cock (Video); a man woke up to a hotel manager sucking his toes; a 14-year-old was arrested for stealing a school bus; Brian says “chicky nugs” and Jeff gets mad; the waffle stomp; and Brian tells a story about a sports car and a Nashville city bus.

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If you do it, you deserve it.

This week, Brian forgets to turn the microphones up, and the goddamn dogs are barking again – how do we handle that? Also: Oddly colored shits; the Hep C Krew; Brian used to live by a Speedway gas station; whores on Adult Friend Finder; her tiny underwear; trophies; Brian has turned the corner on his ex-girlfriend’s pussy; an exquisite neck; Jeff’s ex-wife; strip clubs; eyebrows and nose hair; train trips and flying; physically perfect women; the 20th anniversary shows; underwear revisited; medium rare steaks; early history; dwarf bullfighting was banned in Spain b/w friends in crawl spaces; a white male politician says he’s a tranny female Indian now; Maxine Nightingale / Minnie Riperton; and Malt Fismey.

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Celebrate, baby.

This year’s anniversary show begins with Brian forgetting to hit the record button, and the show has to start over. Before we even get into this year’s clip analysis, there’s a discussion of the “Rock Around the Clock” guitar solo, and then a rare glimpse into the future (a clip from an episode that will post in August). Finally, a fond (?) look back at clips from season two (April 2009) and season four (April 2010).

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Couldn’t think of another show title, but just look at her.

Brian murdered a box of Little Debbies, and Jeff tries one. Also: Jeff is planning on going on a rampage; Brian almost got killed while checking out young ass; WD-40; Brian learned something about sprinkler systems; Jeff’s car; the audio disruption pops up a few more times, and an inordinate amount of time is spent checking it out; Brian accidentally bullied a teenage boy; at what age can a man stop taking care of ear hair, nose hair, and eyebrows?; show discussion; Brian had an idea for a character that probably would have gotten the show sued by Disney; Tricky Dick; Jeff is giving up on being a good consumer; and Sasha Grey’s nipples.

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This, but on the shitter.

Is Stormy Daniels fuckable? Also this week, being retarded from the waist down; a cat got caught wearing a feathered boa; the owner of a stolen truck tracked down the truck and killed the thief; guns are fun; this week’s crying kid takes the place of last week’s barking dog; retard races; Jeff drops a great Monkees joke; casino discussion; assholes and feet; a sanitation plant worker peed in the water supply; the parking garage; audio feedback hits twice, and Brian gets so irritated he cancels news for the rest of the show; shitting; TGO Radio is a dictatorship; food discussion and celebration; an enormous bird flies by; 2001: A Space Odyssey is a tough watch; and old timey video discs.

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Cosmic justice

Hope you’re in the mood hear a neighborhood dog bark for most of the fucking show. Also, John Wick Chapter 4, Brian’s new neighbors are loud with heathen kids; Jeff is going back to the gym; the debate on whether paying for pussy makes sense; the casino; new movies; there was a Hitler sitcom in 1990; dog fights; the Immaculate Infection; The Godfather; Sofia Coppola; young Scarlett Johansson; the pussy soup kitchen; don’t rent old pussy; celebrities with weird mouths; Florence Pugh enters the mix; Pee Wee and Fred Willard; it’s depressing that old men still want to cum; and sex robots.

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You can start by shooting the writers.

The Video Store is back, this time examining the very first episode of NBC’s now defunct series New Amsterdam. The show is streaming on Peacock, and as always we encourage the listener to watch before listening to this detailed autopsy.

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He’s a millionaire.

Whatever it is women want, Brian doesn’t have it. Also: How Jeff and Trixie met; old guy jokes; use of the word “faggot” in the song “Money for Nothing”; Nirvava; Updates and Corrections (Gary Glitter is back in the slam and the woman who partied with underage teens was beaten in prison); the casino; Tennessee’s Lieutenant Governor loves young guy ass; sixth graders gave racist drawings to black kids; crackas; March Madness teeth; Tiger Woods won’t quit fucking the help; a man kills a woman over comic books; hippy word salad nonsense; and priests being allowed to marry women wouldn’t solve the problem of priests wanting to fuck boys.

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