{"id":2334,"date":"2026-10-16T03:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-16T07:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2026-10-15T23:52:18","modified_gmt":"2026-10-16T03:52:18","slug":"count-diculous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2334","title":{"rendered":"Count Diculous"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"440\" height=\"586\" src=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2117 size-full\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg 440w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>Last week we urbaned it up for Jocktober, so this week we bring you Fargo, North Dakota\u2019s \u201cThe Morning Playhouse,\u201d quite possibly the whitest show in morning radio history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>While we\u2019re at it, is there anything funnier than that dummy getting killed by the tiger?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Playhouse has a word of the day that ends up being several words.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Playhouse also has a relationship advise segment, which is a tall order for a show that can\u2019t get a decent \u201cword of the day\u201d segment together.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian went to a wedding last Saturday, and was out of there in 50 minutes.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Introducing Count Diculous, and the TGO Radio graveyard of failed and forgotten characters (Evil Ron Reagan, Tricky Dick).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Joke Abortion: Brian forgets the rules of improv and murders Jeff\u2019s joke in the womb.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And finally, the Playhouse\u2019s Phone Scam, which is only passably a phone call and definitely not a scam.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Captain Whiskey Dick\u2019s relationship advice.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jeff demands the show move away from Jocktober, so we talk about <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/foxbaltimore.com\/news\/local\/sbaltimore-county-paramedic-sentenced-workplace-bodily-fluids-case\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/foxbaltimore.com\/news\/local\/sbaltimore-county-paramedic-sentenced-workplace-bodily-fluids-case\" target=\"_blank\">a Baltimore paramedic who was sentenced<\/a> for dropping loads on his co-worker\u2019s food \/ pissing in the ice machine.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Loo Canon phone scam.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>More new characters? How about Jerkoff Jim and Vic Dumb, the crime reporter.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2226\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2334-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3\">http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?powerpress_pinw=2334-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"TGORadio_S19E37.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"http:\/\/subscribeonandroid.com\/tgoradio.com\/?feed=podcast\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_android\" title=\"Subscribe on Android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Android<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?feed=podcast\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E37.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Android | RSS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2337,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions\/2337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}