{"id":2311,"date":"2026-09-18T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-18T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2311"},"modified":"2026-09-17T04:27:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T08:27:35","slug":"pretend-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2311","title":{"rendered":"Pretend Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"440\" height=\"586\" src=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2117 size-full\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg 440w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>Brevard County\u2019s 2025 Deputy of the Year has pictures of himself giving a Nazi salute and wearing a Hitler mustache, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.clickorlando.com\/news\/investigators\/2026\/08\/20\/brevard-deputy-of-the-year-quits-after-egregious-misconduct-exposed\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.clickorlando.com\/news\/investigators\/2026\/08\/20\/brevard-deputy-of-the-year-quits-after-egregious-misconduct-exposed\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">and that\u2019s not even close to the worst shit he did<\/a>. Also:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>If you were a girl raised without a Dad who loved you, you do what that deputy\u2019s ex-girlfriend agreed to do sexually. Yeesh.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The boys reflect on <em>Inglourious Basterds<\/em> and <em>\u2026 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood<\/em>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Spiro Agnew resigned the vice presidency in disgrace, and Frank Sinatra lent him money.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Levon Helm and Robbie Robertson<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The boys are going to see Baby Metal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wmtw.com\/article\/vehicle-drives-through-cemetery-in-warren\/73700561\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.wmtw.com\/article\/vehicle-drives-through-cemetery-in-warren\/73700561\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Someone drove a car through a cemetery<\/a>, Brian tells the same joke six times, and loves it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian has decided what he wants on his tombstone.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/09\/04\/celebrity-news\/wheel-of-fortune-announcer-jim-thornton-fired-after-in-flight-pedophilia-chatroom-incident\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/09\/04\/celebrity-news\/wheel-of-fortune-announcer-jim-thornton-fired-after-in-flight-pedophilia-chatroom-incident\/\" target=\"_blank\">The \u201cWheel of Fortune\u201d announcer was fired because he likes kids<\/a>. And we mean, <em>likes kids<\/em>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton Show theme is funny.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A mobile home dweller <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcmiami.com\/news\/local\/miami-woman-threw-bucket-of-poop-on-neighbor-she-accused-of-sleeping-with-husband-cops-say\/3856371\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.nbcmiami.com\/news\/local\/miami-woman-threw-bucket-of-poop-on-neighbor-she-accused-of-sleeping-with-husband-cops-say\/3856371\/\" target=\"_blank\">flung shit at another trailer park dweller<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian says Idiocracy didn\u2019t happen in the last 5 years, and as proof, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Straw_Hat_Riot\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Straw_Hat_Riot\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">there\u2019s such a thing as the Straw Hat Riot of 1922<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Zoot Suit Riots, and Brian wants Lemon to cover \u201cDown\u201d by 311, except call it \u201cDowns.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9019\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2311-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3\">http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?powerpress_pinw=2311-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"TGORadio_S19E33.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"http:\/\/subscribeonandroid.com\/tgoradio.com\/?feed=podcast\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_android\" title=\"Subscribe on Android\" rel=\"nofollow\">Android<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?feed=podcast\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E33.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Android | RSS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2312,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2311\/revisions\/2312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}