{"id":2266,"date":"2026-07-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-07-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2026-07-30T15:27:26","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T19:27:26","slug":"resting-douche-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2266","title":{"rendered":"Resting Douche Face"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"440\" height=\"586\" src=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2117 size-full\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg 440w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>You\u2019re never too old to learn a lesson. For example: If you\u2019re a 67-year-old man looking for a \u201csugar baby,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wesh.com\/article\/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake\/73251683\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.wesh.com\/article\/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake\/73251683\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">you\u2019ve got to expect things will go south on you<\/a>. Also for you this week, our humble listeners:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>You\u2019re never too old to get a twitch in your pants over a dreamy young man.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian is back at the casino on a regular basis.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We haven\u2019t played Jeff\u2019s intro all season long \u2026 UNTIL TODAY! Whoooo!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A windshield wiper incident.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian: \u201cMcNuggets never gave me diarrhea.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brian insists Jeff is not that much smart, b\/w waxed midgie pussy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Update: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/us-news\/expedition-find-amelia-earharts-plane-will-begin-year-rcna589050\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/us-news\/expedition-find-amelia-earharts-plane-will-begin-year-rcna589050\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">They\u2019re finally going to look for Amelia Earhart\u2019s plane<\/a> (Jeff doesn\u2019t care; Brian marginally cares).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jeff went to a religious wedding, b\/w Jeff\u2019s ex-wife sucks a lot.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8&amp;pp=ygUpZG9uIHJpY2tsZXMsIGdyYW5rIHNpbmF0cmEsIGpvaG5ueSBjYXJzb24%3D\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8&amp;pp=ygUpZG9uIHJpY2tsZXMsIGdyYW5rIHNpbmF0cmEsIGpvaG5ueSBjYXJzb24%3D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Don Rickles with Frank Sinatra and Johnny Carson<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/newyork\/news\/ymca-campers-eat-mushroom-laced-edibles-east-orange-nj\/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/newyork\/news\/ymca-campers-eat-mushroom-laced-edibles-east-orange-nj\/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Some kids were fed edibles<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Being in Betty Ford, b\/w Brian has a very rare moment of self censorship.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wisn.com\/article\/tony-romo-arrested-in-milwaukee-on-suspicion-of-dui\/73256530\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.wisn.com\/article\/tony-romo-arrested-in-milwaukee-on-suspicion-of-dui\/73256530\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Tony Romo likes to drink and drive<\/a>, b\/w Resting Douche Face.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Brief retirement talk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4789\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2266-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E26.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E26.mp3\">http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E26.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E26.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?powerpress_pinw=2266-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a 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