{"id":2248,"date":"2026-07-10T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-07-10T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2248"},"modified":"2026-07-09T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2026-07-10T00:25:00","slug":"summer-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2248","title":{"rendered":"Summer Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"440\" height=\"586\" src=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2117 size-full\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test.jpg 440w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/TGO_test-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>At what age should you know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/us-news\/woman-dies-alligator-bites-arm-florida-river-rcna352260\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/us-news\/woman-dies-alligator-bites-arm-florida-river-rcna352260\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">never to swim in any small, muddy body of water in Florida?<\/a> Sooner than 31, we say. Way sooner. Also:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li>Brief July 4th conversation, and Brian once again busts Jeff\u2019s balls for his toilet paper Kleenex gimmick.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The guy in Ft. Wayne, Indiana <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wrtv.com\/news\/local-news\/crime\/fort-wayne-man-cuts-off-penis-uses-it-to-set-mothers-garage-on-fire-police-say\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.wrtv.com\/news\/local-news\/crime\/fort-wayne-man-cuts-off-penis-uses-it-to-set-mothers-garage-on-fire-police-say\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">who cut his cock off, set it on fire, and used it to set a garage on fire<\/a>, b\/w <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/tgoradio\/status\/2075374396479312383?s=20\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/x.com\/tgoradio\/status\/2075374396479312383?s=20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Boston Corbett castrated himself<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>An Oklahoma woman grabbed a firework from her daughter, <a href=\"https:\/\/kfor.com\/news\/local\/oklahoma-woman-loses-two-fingers-in-firework-explosion\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/kfor.com\/news\/local\/oklahoma-woman-loses-two-fingers-in-firework-explosion\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">and promptly put on her Summer fingers<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wisn.com\/article\/officer-injured-by-fireworks-during-chaos-near-milwaukees-brady-street\/71827836\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.wisn.com\/article\/officer-injured-by-fireworks-during-chaos-near-milwaukees-brady-street\/71827836\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">A female Milwaukee cop was knocked out by fireworks<\/a>, and the way female cops are going, everyone is lucky she didn\u2019t shoot the smoke.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We would fly Box Cutter Airlines before Spirit.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A tree and a truck were set on fire during <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ktvu.com\/news\/illegal-4th-july-fireworks-ignite-fire-damage-vehicles-tree-oakland\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.ktvu.com\/news\/illegal-4th-july-fireworks-ignite-fire-damage-vehicles-tree-oakland\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">some typical low IQ fireworks shenanigans on Oakland<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.koin.com\/video\/salem-fireworks-explosion-sends-5-to-hospital-damages-property\/11943662\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.koin.com\/video\/salem-fireworks-explosion-sends-5-to-hospital-damages-property\/11943662\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">A fireworks explosion sent five people to the hospital<\/a>, and the news reporter telling you about it looks like Edna Mode.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The char b\/w who is the pedo in <em>Star Wars<\/em>?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Enough with Metallica, already.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/abc7.com\/post\/newport-beach-4th-july-celebration-turns-chaotic-fights-break-fireworks-thrown-officers\/19452371\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/abc7.com\/post\/newport-beach-4th-july-celebration-turns-chaotic-fights-break-fireworks-thrown-officers\/19452371\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">400 arrested in Newport Beach on July 4th<\/a> \u2013 lots of \u201cteens.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The (Rocky) Balboa Peninsula<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Summer Teeth revisited.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2688\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2248-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E23.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E23.mp3\">http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E23.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tgoradio.com\/TGORadio_S19E23.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?powerpress_pinw=2248-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a 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