{"id":2167,"date":"2026-04-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2167"},"modified":"2026-04-02T07:22:17","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T11:22:17","slug":"michael-jackson-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tgoradio.com\/?p=2167","title":{"rendered":"Michael Jackson Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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This week, Trixie had a colonoscopy, and got some of that sweet, sweet Michael Jackson juice. Also: Tiger Woods sucks, a lot<\/a> | Brian\u2019s Tiger Woods theory | sneeze aborshes | Kristi Noem\u2019s husband likes to wear big, fake, plastic tits<\/a> | Trump is living his best life | presidential libraries | Australia is adding the \u201csucculent Chinese meal\u201d rant to its National Film and Sound Archive<\/a> | kids are playing a game called \u201cFive Nights at Epstein\u2019s\u201d<\/a> | Jesse Epstein | Brian wants a copy of Epstein\u2019s Clinton-in-a-dress painting | white flour | a dummy snuck into a cop car and died after a few days<\/a> | forced vasectomies | a man assaulted a woman who was dressed as the Easter Bunny<\/a> | flashback to that great old Opie and Anthony April Fool\u2019s gag<\/a> | a woman pushing a dog in a stroller strips down and hits a grocery store clerk<\/a> | the Roscars | sex with Whoopi Goldberg | and finally, Mike and David Lee.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

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