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Jeff has no patience with people being kidnapped. Also: Sometimes, Brian guesses what happened to the missing kids he sees on the gas pump videos | \u201cThe Midnight Special\u201d<\/a> | weathermen for local radio | Brian got a Costco membership | deep fried Uncrustables | Brian is unemployed, so of course that makes him a chauffeur | if you had the money, wouldn\u2019t you have an island? | Brian\u2019s not in the Epstein files | Jeff\u2019s shaving routine | a man used a blowtorch to thaw out pipes<\/a>, and his house exploded | some guy dropped a 40 second gasser<\/a> | a man was arrested for having sex with a vacuum cleaner<\/a> | a French hospital had to be evacuated because a young guy had a mammoth World War 1 artillery shell in his ass<\/a> | Jeff is a game day guy with a cape | Brian hates Looney Tunes sex | and finally, an Olive Garden employee kills himself in the worst way<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n

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